Funny Phrases

-1. I am a Killer I Kill People For Money , coz u r my friend i will kill u for nothing :)

-2. At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

-3. You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.

-4 She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

-5 He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!

-6 If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose

-7 I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.

-8 Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain.

-9 Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

-10 If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

-11 The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

-12 If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?